Answer a few questions about your event and we'll generate a solid framework for your speech. It won't be perfect — but it'll get you started.
Want it actually funny? That takes a human. We know a guy.
Different events call for different vibes. This helps us set the right tone.
Tell us about the person (or people) you're celebrating.
What makes this person special? Quirks, habits, personality traits — the stuff that makes them them.
This is the good stuff. Funny moments, inside jokes, embarrassing stories, sweet memories. Don't worry about making them funny — just give us the raw material.
Last couple of details and we'll build your speech framework.
This usually takes about 15-20 seconds.
A note from Rick: This is a solid framework to get you started — it'll organize your thoughts and give you a structure. But here's the thing: AI isn't that funny. It can build the skeleton, but it can't write jokes that actually land, find the perfect callback, or capture the voice that makes a speech feel like you. That takes a human who's been doing this for 20 years.
You've got the raw material. Let an Emmy-winning comedy writer turn it into something that brings down the house. Same stories, same heart — but actually funny.
Let Rick Write It → Starting at $349 — custom written, not generatedWe couldn't generate your speech right now. But the good news? A real human can do it better anyway.